Living Like The Beatles

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD

dashingcaptainharkness:

things I have given up on

• being a popular blog
• being anyone’s senpai
• being a blog people make confessions about
• being a blog that gets random anons all the time
• life in general.

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

bringing-back-gallifrey:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

voldemort’s nipples

chekhov:

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

Myself

combee:

taking 3D nudes with your nintendo 3DS™

brosters-cafe:

[AGGRESSIVELY CONTINUES TO FISH FOR SEA BASS IN HOPES I SINGLEHANDEDLY DECIMATE THE POPULATION AND THEN THEY FINALLY GO EXTINCT AND I NEVER AGAIN WORRY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THE BIG FISH SHADOW WILL BE A GOOD’UN]

snoipahkat:

okay animal crossing is generally a really chill game and all but fuck me if fishing for shark isnt the most stressful heart-pounding shit like oh my god